Phone Jerks.

Any Geelong people should check out the BYO art show celebrating the first birthday of Front. Details here somewhere.
I'll be there and I hear there'll be fairy bread !

My yellow papers.

I printed it on yellow because I couldn't find pink.
Thanks again y'all.

Big Head Mode.

Seattle Jon notices things :



I made him myself. His eyes aren't quite big enough but he doesn't seem to mind.

Ive's got a toy that'll cut right through ya !

Some junk I keep forgetting to mention.

You want a toy of little Skull eating sandwiches ?


What about one of me being pathetic ?


I got the idea from Edward J Grugg III who also drew this picture I keep forgetting to link to.

And I want you all to know about jac's enthuzed.net. She's one of too few people giving presents to this town. Check out the Beastie Boys flying around in jetpacks !

Also : Here's my messy/nerdy desk.

It's a penguin.

Anyone notice that my inkbrush has shat itself ?

Non-Stop Question time - Comics for Pets.

Sara's cool. She taught me that cool comics attract cute stalkers and that gives me high hopes for the future.

I'm having fun doing these but I won't be taking any more questions next week so get them in while you can.

Non-Stop Question time Number one.

Thanks for playing along people.
Keep 'em coming and i'll keep 'em coming.

Twice the pirate.

There's no way you're as grossed out or confused as I am.

Poop Sugar Rose Nuts.

I'm trying to figure out what to do next and I think I got it.
Ask me absolutely any question you might have about me or my work and I will try and answer it - in comic form. Like an FAQ, except it'd just be an AQ really.

Please don't bug me about the second year of Non-Stop Sketchbook though, I know how late it is and it upsets me more than anyone.

Bugpowder dust and Mufticunt spasms.

Nash = only decent place to drink in this town.
Big ups to my friends Lamplight for letting me live the rock lifestyle for one night.

Sidekick on a string.

The first part.
The second part.






Hello to Phil McAndrew's mother !

To everybody

Thank you all so very very much for your comments and emails.
I really was planning on quitting because it would be so easy to do so, but it would also be the stupidest damn thing I could do. You beautiful people really helped. So did my night of drinking, hugging and laughing.

Thanks again.

Like walking for chocolate.

I've been feeling pretty shat-upon lately.
Give me a reason I shouldn't stop making comics.

The System

Dieter piss bottle, Russian dead wife spy, Crazy sign lady and now Disgruntled survey guy.

Rest is good for the blood.

You know what's awesome ?
Nathan J is doing a signing at the Outre gallery on April 2nd which is also my birthday !
Yay me !

Green scene.

The end is nigh.

I estimate 95% of my work is done while in bed and that's the coolest thing you've ever heard.

Read more comics.

Brian Fukushima's Bottomless Pop.
Makes me feel a little dumb for not knowing exactly what's going on, but then I pretend that I'm not meant to.

Phil McAndrew's Dudley and Elliot.
More of a children's storybook than a comic and that's not a bad thing. Seperating single pictures into many panels gets around the one panel rule and looks cool at the same time. Definitely better to read in chunks.

i.am.jamie's Pillow Talk.
Started out so cute, but the last few pages have really disturbed me. Bad things happening to a cute pillow. It'd be sad if he died but I want the suffering to end.

Robin Fucking Bougie.
Robin Bougie is a naughty bitch and makes no apologies. Nor should he. Reminds me of my high school days reading Viz.

But what ?

The most consistently great comics on the internets.

EDIT : Second panel = Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ?

Ramble

I really crapped this one out. Please don't tell me I can't do likenesses, I already know.
I'd be surprised if any of you outside Australia and UK know who Graham from the Goodies is.
And I'd be surprised if any Australian besides me knows who Artie is.

Also : That's two strips today because there may not be one tomorrow.

Sidekick on a string - week three

The previous pages are now all at the one place.





I started drawing this story late last year which is why all my stripfights at the time were so very filthy.

sharpen me boot, and bludgeon yer eye !

Happy Saint Patrick's Day everybody !
I can't remember the last time I actually drank on St. Patty's day. I guess it's because i'm the most un-irish person since Mr.T.

Sometimes I wish I could give my drawings a hug.

Just look at this turtle driving his little turtle car !
His winning smile and "AA-OOO GA !" horn are a combination to behold !

So, who wants to buy it ?

Hardcore Grind Crossover.

and here it is....

Piggies !

Technically that's not a piggy back ride I drew is it ?
I don't think I can survive having anyone sit on my shoulders again.

George Papadapolis forever !

The kid in question is 19 years old.
And has not heard of Webster.
I blame the school system.

A doggy woke me and he said "Hey rooster.."

The Daily Grind has it's first loser.
I get pleasure from the fact it's not me.

Edward J Grug III is a gung-ho champ !

Daily Grind fan art.
Skull is in the bottom right acting as a boob rest for Jennie "Devil's Panties" Breeden.

The President Zombie Show !

Small prints now available.

I'm a little behind.

Also I got lost walking home.



That's right, we made a movie using characters drawn by me and stuck to icy pole sticks. I'll let you know when it screens.

Sneaker pimp.

I should probably point out that I know that girl.

I had a huge night last night now I feel like I want to throw up, but out of my eyes. I need to be in bed but instead I'm taking part in the 15/15 film competition today.

Sidekick on a string : Chapter 2

Did you see the first chapter ?
Let me bust a REcap in yo' ass !
"Gangsta" speak from one such as me ! Good Gracious !




I guess this will be a weekly thing. I hope you're wearing your best suspenders, otherwise the suspense may well kill you.

omgwtfbbq !

Here's a photo of my little sidekick Skull from my President Zombie Show ! exhibition.



Now this is a scan of a packet of candy I bought from an asian supermarket.



It's like he knows he's not meant to be there as well. He has an expression as if I've caught him cheating on me. The candy itself has the most horrible texture of anything I've ever put in my mouth. Like chewing on a gritty orange flavoured eraser.

Anyone interested in buying photo sized prints of Skull using various playground equipment ? I have a series of four for $5 each.

The following Grinders have been putting me to shame.

Uncle
The last few strips remind of Chris Ware with the layouts and the ye olde timey lettering.
And I worship Chris Ware.

Dean Trippe's Butterfly
This is like a superhero version of my Trouble strips but with more fun and things actually happen. And with a cuter sidekick.

Tom McHenry
I have no idea where this is going. Is it a comic version of Law & Order ? but with chess fanatics ? I'm just glad it's different.

I have to mention a few more but holy crap am I tired.

3 years.

I started the first Non-Stop Sketchbook on this day in 2002.
And now a fake one -



I want to see more Daily Grind crossover action.

Seriously.

A huge thanks to Duzty for inviting me to his memorial service. RIP dude, I'll always remember you as the guy that faked his own death.