Here is a comic ! No time for fancy buttons or thumbs etc. The unnamed question project comics are being done in order of whenever I get ideas. I have two others done. Keep them coming please.
* why do you have a beard? are you afraid of shaving. maybe that is part of the date problem, i have been told such a look is not so popular with the ladies * what the heck is the deal with that surfer lady in jail in indonesia are folks down under really all that freaked about that * did you ever have any pets * boxers ..or briefs * bourbon...or scotch?
Oh and don't worry about me, I don't know anyone here that goes on actual dates. People just kinda hook up. The whole 'meet me for dinner and movie at this particular time' thing seems very sitcom-y to me.
I'm generally a lurker, but I had to respond to this.
First off, I've never ever been on a date either (I'm a 26 yr old female), the closest thing must have been going out for pizza at Pizza Hut with a stupid boy I met at a hockey tournament in the small town I used to live in when I was 11. Since then, or in the near-past, the closest "date" I've been on must have been having sex with "Breakfast Club" on (I'd never seen it before, so I think it counts). Besides that, I spend most of my time with my computer. So, if this is your idea of pathetic, I think you need to step it up a bit in order to compete with me.
On, or related to the topic (and if you want to really gauge your dorkiness against mine), I think we should talk about the most awkward we've ever made a near-date situation. Here's mine (although I also have more):
I was coming back from college and this cute nerd-boy (my favourite) was drawing me. I recognised him from the Graphic Design department, and liked his illustrations; it is rare that I meet someone into art, let-alone art that I like. At our stop, he asked me about a bus. I answered and it was pretty quiet after that. We both got on the same bus. He missed the stop, and I just got off and went to the next one. He got off at the next stop and came running up and said "why didn't you tell me that I was about to miss the stop?" I said "Umm, sorry. *haha*..."". We walked in total silence, side-by-side, for the next 5 minutes. It was painful.
The most awkward I've made a near-date situation ? Once at the pub things were going good with a girl I just met and she bought me a beer which I thought was a good sign. Then I drunkenly knocked it over and it poured across the table and into her lap. I am such a winner !
dont worry, i've only just been on my first real date this past april... um prom doesnt count because the "date" was a friend(pity?). also i think these answering questions comics are cool, i was gonna try that once.. might still!!
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Aww, Mister Ive... it's ok.. there, there.. :( *pat pat*.
I have a question for the unnamed question project. It's really original, too, I'm sure you'll love it :D!
When you were younger, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Readyset!goooo!
* why do you have a beard? are you afraid of shaving. maybe that is part of the date problem, i have been told such a look is not so popular with the ladies
* what the heck is the deal with that surfer lady in jail in indonesia are folks down under really all that freaked about that
* did you ever have any pets
* boxers ..or briefs
* bourbon...or scotch?
Regarding the surfie stoner chick - whenever I ask "who the fuck's Chappelle Corby ?" I get GREAT reactions !
Oh and don't worry about me, I don't know anyone here that goes on actual dates. People just kinda hook up. The whole 'meet me for dinner and movie at this particular time' thing seems very sitcom-y to me.
Ive, I would go on ten dates with you. Just don't tell Tom, okay?
I'm generally a lurker, but I had to respond to this.
First off, I've never ever been on a date either (I'm a 26 yr old female), the closest thing must have been going out for pizza at Pizza Hut with a stupid boy I met at a hockey tournament in the small town I used to live in when I was 11. Since then, or in the near-past, the closest "date" I've been on must have been having sex with "Breakfast Club" on (I'd never seen it before, so I think it counts). Besides that, I spend most of my time with my computer. So, if this is your idea of pathetic, I think you need to step it up a bit in order to compete with me.
On, or related to the topic (and if you want to really gauge your dorkiness against mine), I think we should talk about the most awkward we've ever made a near-date situation. Here's mine (although I also have more):
I was coming back from college and this cute nerd-boy (my favourite) was drawing me. I recognised him from the Graphic Design department, and liked his illustrations; it is rare that I meet someone into art, let-alone art that I like. At our stop, he asked me about a bus. I answered and it was pretty quiet after that. We both got on the same bus. He missed the stop, and I just got off and went to the next one. He got off at the next stop and came running up and said "why didn't you tell me that I was about to miss the stop?" I said "Umm, sorry. *haha*..."". We walked in total silence, side-by-side, for the next 5 minutes. It was painful.
Consider yourself served!!!!
-Jackie Picard
ouch-town population you! i cringed while reading. eeek.
The most awkward I've made a near-date situation ?
Once at the pub things were going good with a girl I just met and she bought me a beer which I thought was a good sign. Then I drunkenly knocked it over and it poured across the table and into her lap.
I am such a winner !
dont worry, i've only just been on my first real date this past april... um prom doesnt count because the "date" was a friend(pity?). also i think these answering questions comics are cool, i was gonna try that once.. might still!!
Hmmmm..... I give you points for clutsiness, but as far as dorkiness goes, I think you have quite a ways to go.
Your homework: talk incessantly to a cute girl about how wonderful moist towlettes are.
One day, you may be able to join the club.
-Jackie Picard
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