It's coming back to me. I think the idea was to designate one eyeball to be sober so when talking to a girl or dealing with keys you can close the drunk eye and get on with it. It's completely dumb but was fucking hilarious when I thought of it.
that shit's funny as. reminds me of when i was in year 12, got so wasted a a friend's house, thought i hadn't taken out my contact lenses and couldn't get them out, so my friends took turns at PINCHING MY EYEBALLS.
repeat - PINCHING MY EYEBALLS.
(i had taken them out earlier).
i reckon if i had a designated eyeball, it'd be all like "fuck this, that other eyeball is having so much fun closing at random, I'm leaving the car in town and picking it up tomorrow".
Sometimes when drunk to the point of spinning, the only way to see properly and somewhat stop the spinning is to close one eye. Maybe the designated eyeball was the one left open? In any case funny yet strange thing to randomly write while drunk.
In the old CB radio code talk it could translate as the "agreed meeting place"....
I'm also glad I didn't see a comic strip of Glen doing anything stupid on the weekend either cos I would've probably been in it as well. I know why they call it Statik gentlemen. "Not changing or moving; concerned with bodies at rest or forces in equilibrium (opposing dynamic)ie; in stasis."
Goddamn it Linc. ending up at Statik was meant to be a SECRET shame. just like being dragged by girls to home/house the week before. That more than anything is the reason to stop drinking for a while.
Before this goes any further people lets all give up going to nightclubs in this town...they suck hard! I would rather pinch my eyeballs...or slurp rancid tuna salad from...maybe not !
For this i will promise to give up riding bikes while really fucking drunk!!
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Sometimes when I've been drunk I've sensed a bored sober person in my brain. Maybe that's the designated eyeball?
It's coming back to me.
I think the idea was to designate one eyeball to be sober so when talking to a girl or dealing with keys you can close the drunk eye and get on with it.
It's completely dumb but was fucking hilarious when I thought of it.
that shit's funny as. reminds me of when i was in year 12, got so wasted a a friend's house, thought i hadn't taken out my contact lenses and couldn't get them out, so my friends took turns at PINCHING MY EYEBALLS.
repeat - PINCHING MY EYEBALLS.
(i had taken them out earlier).
i reckon if i had a designated eyeball, it'd be all like "fuck this, that other eyeball is having so much fun closing at random, I'm leaving the car in town and picking it up tomorrow".
Sometimes when drunk to the point of spinning, the only way to see properly and somewhat stop the spinning is to close one eye. Maybe the designated eyeball was the one left open? In any case funny yet strange thing to randomly write while drunk.
Yep definitely of the eyes wide shut variety.
In the old CB radio code talk it could translate as the "agreed meeting place"....
I'm also glad I didn't see a comic strip of Glen doing anything stupid on the weekend either cos I would've probably been in it as well. I know why they call it Statik gentlemen. "Not changing or moving; concerned with bodies at rest or forces in equilibrium (opposing dynamic)ie; in stasis."
Goddamn it Linc.
ending up at Statik was meant to be a SECRET shame. just like being dragged by girls to home/house the week before.
That more than anything is the reason to stop drinking for a while.
oh and i'm ignoring the whole eyeball pinching story as any eyeball injury story scares the shit out of me.
Before this goes any further people lets all give up going to nightclubs in this town...they suck hard!
I would rather pinch my eyeballs...or slurp rancid tuna salad from...maybe not !
For this i will promise to give up riding bikes while really fucking drunk!!
Slightly drunk is still ok yeah?
oh riding bikes while drunk is fine.
but maybe not stealing them and piffing them in bushes.
Yeah I said "piff".
Gotta love the "piff"
As in...
'to piff a yonni.'
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