down, down, A, B, A, B, B and I get an extra life !

Yeah I know how to spell "definitely". It's fixed on paper but i'll leave this version here to show that I'm not as perfect as you all thought.



I took this photo myself.
If you press the controller buttons while I am wearing it I will slap you on the liver.

The next big thing.

One day i'll be able to impress people by telling them I was at the very first nessa exhibition opening. And you know what else ? On the way home I got bit on the finger by a possum ! I have witnesses.

Ebony and ive.

I can't draw dogs.

munchkin parade

Any local people that read this site must see the munchkin parade. But only if you like looking at things what are pretty.

I don't like the donkey what bites me on the belly :(

The hair and shoes are wrong - but what a donkey !

Wash your hands after touching your business.

Are KFC refresher towels a universal thing or am I gonna have to explain this ?

with a pocket full of shells.

Maybe with wings on it like a red Koopa.

Drive me to drink.

Spent this morning listening to Keep Fishin' by Weezer non-stop.

An odd day.

P.S. - I stopped regretting it at approximately 4:45pm after recieving a D.U.I. (that's dialling under the influence.)



The danger of drawing an entry too early in the day is that something alot more interesting may happen later. Something happened after all this that makes pipe smoking taxi drivers seem boring.

They just have chicken.

Cocker !

My first thought was to photoshop it, but do I really need to ?
And do I dare actually read this book ?

I'm the Boss !

I'm peeing in that bottom picture.



The only explanation I can think of is that there was a town shopkeeper meeting and the guy from Chicken Royal said "Let's start calling people Boss !" and the guy from the milk bar put his arms in the air and screamed "GENIUS !".

My couch is like Moffats shit turned to gold.

My posting is now up to date.
Agent Ive over and out.

Ive at the Big Day Out 2005.

This isn't every band I saw yesterday, just a select few.
I didn't include Le Tigre or Regurgitator. I liked them but I had nothing to say about them.

The lead singer is wild and hilarious.

I think I might've missed "Run" as well.

Someone please buy me a theremin.

When he sung the chorus to "Don't mug yourself" I thought "hey..yeah !"

I'm having serious trouble believing I actually saw the Beasties. It was pretty cool seeing Money Mark on the same stage as Mix Master Mike. And I wasn't expecting them to play Gratitude or any of their instrumenty songs for that matter.