Monday, February 28, 2005

The Daily Grind Iron Man Challenge !

The official site is right here.

Please take the time out to check out my competition. I have to say I'm glad it's only a challenge of endurance and not talent because alot of these people are way better cartoonists than me.

As you can see i'll be sticking with the journal strips only because it'll be silly to stop now. Also i'm trying to beat my personal best of 23 months of daily journal strips.

The only change I have made is that from now on i'll take the time out to erase the pencil before scanning.

Wish me luck !

It's all good.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Naughty.



The kids love it.

If it's gonna be that kinda party...



Today and yesterday were tests to see if I could draw, scan and upload after a night of drinking. The Daily Grind Iron Man Challenge starts monday.

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Can I kick it ?



I don't have a problem with dancing girls but I could never be one.

Thursday, February 24, 2005

it's the rope or the oven or the hope I find lovin'



Don't worry everyone. In the time between drawing this and posting it everything became better.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Housecleaning.

I forgot to tell you all about winning stripfight last round with some help from nessa.



Also I did an Angelfeather pic for i.am.jamie. Click here to see him totally flirt with me.

"the dreamers of dreams."



Not only could that cat talk but he was hilarious !
I really want to talk to him again one day.

He got my address wrong by the way, either that or he can see the future.
Only one person wanted me to draw their day for them :(



You can call it cheating but I cut that sadako stencil about a year ago and thought it fit okay.

Monday, February 21, 2005

outta the loop.

Why am I only just now hearing about the Melbourne Stencil Festival ?
Thanks to my brother Paul, if it wasn't for him I wouldn't know til it was over.

Audience participation.



Today only.
Comment and tell me what you did today.
I'll draw it because today I am crazy.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Kick me in the pants.



Don't go getting the impression that I can't be happy unless I'm drawing.
I also drink.

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Everything's cool and everything's smooth.

I'm keeping my flickr account though for emergency Daily Grind postings.



But then I realised I'm crap at everything else but drawing stupid pictures.



Imagine a pub where everyone had a motorcycle cop accent.

Friday, February 18, 2005

second attempt


170205, originally uploaded by ive.

Excuse any messyness.

Problems.

So I guess everything i've ever uploaded to my iprimus account is now missing.
Try not to cry while I try and fixed this.

I do realise that if the daily grind challenge started yesterday I'd be screwed.

Thursday, February 17, 2005

KAGA !



The reaction I want is "What kind of person makes a Chairman Kaga stencil ?"
I love him for the fact that he is surely the silliest man on my television.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

La Grippe.



Has anyone ever heard of such a thing ?
It was pretty frightening.

A late valentine to all of you.

New round of stripfight is up.

I call my piece "Cupid, you fucker !" The backgrounds were stolen from the folio cover of little nessa. Sorry your name has been left of the strip :( It may be fixed.

Mike Stevens provides the first review :

oh man ..sorocuk ...... you rock dude you can totally fuck my sister.

NON STOP



Ive has a posse.

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Daily Grind #2

Stealing this from i.am.jamie's who stole it from Phil.

Unless I wuss out in the next two weeks i'll be taking part in the second Daily Grind Iron Man Challenge.

Rules so far being :

1. Monday to Friday schedule (easier to track a large group of people).

2. Strip must be a minimum of 2 panels.

3. New work only.

4. No sketchpages or doodles.

5. Limit of one 1 panel strip per every two weeks/ten strips.

6. Strips must be posted by midnight PST. (I think that's 6am local time for me)

7. If you are unable to post for a period of time (i.e. on vacation), you must post your strips for those days in advance.

8. $20 US entry fee that must be paid in advance, last man standing takes all!

9. The contest is not over until only 1 artist remains. One or more
artists can't agree to give up together in an attempt to split the pot.

The more people that join in the better this will be. If you're interested here's where you let everyone know.

I'll be doing pretty much what I already do except maybe not post weekends.
I'm pretty damn excited about it and confident in my chances.

I'm may need some cheerleading now though to make sure I don't chicken out :\

Kids these days.

Monday, February 14, 2005

Sunday, February 13, 2005

My room.



It's a very colourful pile of clothes.

down, down, A, B, A, B, B and I get an extra life !



Yeah I know how to spell "definitely". It's fixed on paper but i'll leave this version here to show that I'm not as perfect as you all thought.



I took this photo myself.
If you press the controller buttons while I am wearing it I will slap you on the liver.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

The next big thing.



One day i'll be able to impress people by telling them I was at the very first nessa exhibition opening. And you know what else ? On the way home I got bit on the finger by a possum ! I have witnesses.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

munchkin parade



Any local people that read this site must see the munchkin parade. But only if you like looking at things what are pretty.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Monday, February 07, 2005

Wash your hands after touching your business.



Are KFC refresher towels a universal thing or am I gonna have to explain this ?

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Saturday, February 05, 2005

Drive me to drink.



Spent this morning listening to Keep Fishin' by Weezer non-stop.

Friday, February 04, 2005

An odd day.



P.S. - I stopped regretting it at approximately 4:45pm after recieving a D.U.I. (that's dialling under the influence.)



The danger of drawing an entry too early in the day is that something alot more interesting may happen later. Something happened after all this that makes pipe smoking taxi drivers seem boring.

They just have chicken.

Cocker !



My first thought was to photoshop it, but do I really need to ?
And do I dare actually read this book ?

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

I'm the Boss !



I'm peeing in that bottom picture.



The only explanation I can think of is that there was a town shopkeeper meeting and the guy from Chicken Royal said "Let's start calling people Boss !" and the guy from the milk bar put his arms in the air and screamed "GENIUS !".

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

My couch is like Moffats shit turned to gold.



My posting is now up to date.
Agent Ive over and out.

Ive at the Big Day Out 2005.

This isn't every band I saw yesterday, just a select few.
I didn't include Le Tigre or Regurgitator. I liked them but I had nothing to say about them.

The lead singer is wild and hilarious.

I think I might've missed "Run" as well.

Someone please buy me a theremin.

When he sung the chorus to "Don't mug yourself" I thought "hey..yeah !"

I'm having serious trouble believing I actually saw the Beasties. It was pretty cool seeing Money Mark on the same stage as Mix Master Mike. And I wasn't expecting them to play Gratitude or any of their instrumenty songs for that matter.