also in the package...

I had to do a search to figure out why the new 100 bullets trade was called The Hard Way. I haven't had to do that since the Hang-up Hang-low one.

I won't be updating tomorrow because i'll be in Melbourne hanging the exhibition so here's My Dog and Cat comic for Preacher Tom

Sidekick on a String !

A6 32 pages B+W CUTE $4
Email or msg me.
Check out a few pages here.
(while the preview pages are in colour the actual book isn't.)

Also, if you are one of those people that makes books, toys or such I am totally up for trades.

edit
The deal is that my paypal is misbehaving and I don't want to go posting my street address here (no PO box). Email me ive@iprimus.com.au
I will ship it anywhere !
Money order or well concealed cash.
If you're in australia then $4 aus.
If you're anywhere else $4 US (this covers the book plus shipping).

They can't all have punchlines.

I'm not blowing my own horn (I tried once but my mouth couldn't reach) but I like this one. It acts like it's the beginning of some huge story but we all know it isn't.
In the package was The Cute Manifesto which I recommend to absolutely everyone.

My obituary shall read...

I read that quote as I was in the middle of trying to put a bio together. Problem solved.

bleh

I was there for food, not ukelele midgets.
(pretend I am linking to a photo that I can't find at the moment.)

The show at Platform is taking up WAY more of my time than it really should. I don't know if it's obvious that I am a little worn out but i'll be fine once this thing is hung.

It's a new jac.

That's me - making the ladies regret things.

Some help.

I've been working on my thing for the Cover Stories show (come to the opening Friday 19th August Platform Gallery, Flinders Street station).
My piece uses a bunch of my journal comics you would've read here.
So I was wondering - do you have any favourites ?
Ones that made you laugh ? ones that will leave an impression on passer-bys ?

sucking fucking cake

I was still a little drunk when I drew that, just look at her head in that first panel !!
That was a weird night. It's a miracle nobody was hurt. Don't expect to see me drinking for awhile.

P.S. Here is an email I got today :
Hey Ive!
Thanks for not putting me in the comic strip this weekend doing something really fucking stupid!
cheers,
Glen

It would seem that in the middle of a drunken sleep I wrote the words "designated eyeball" in my sketchbook.

Any theories ?

Cheese and whine.

I plan on being in no condition to update tomorrow so here's two :



Upon further investigation I noticed the cheese was not cut properly making seperation of the pieces difficult BUT still possible without touching every single piece.
Hygiene complaints from the guy that licks too many things while drunk.



Having to draw a comic is the dumbest thing to whine about. I was tired is all.

Fucking up my Christmas.

Like a baby, if I am cranky it means I need a nap.

And friday will be great because I have THREE openings to go to.

you take the good, you take the bad..

Wesley Willis taught me swears should be as graphic as possible.



It didn't end up sucking as hard as I expected.
And it's only for about four more days.

Hungry Hungry Ive.

You wouldn't hurt me like that if you knew how much I love you and your pizzas.

I am doing a kajillion things at once these days and sleep isn't one of them.



I was just so excited and giddy that I couldn't help but swear at the guy.



She had a hat just like this gravedigger.